Quick Bang by Elise Sax
Author:Elise Sax [sax, elise]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Elise Sax
CHAPTER 6
I continue to pee as I start to scream. Itâs a slow motion kind of scream, like an old timey air raid siren. Behind the curtain is the definite form of a man. I donât know why I didnât notice him before. I must have been too focused on myself.
In the middle of my scream, he pulls the curtain back and lunges for me. Itâs Rock Tucker, the escaped bank robber, whoâs armed and dangerous. He might even have a chainsaw. Tucker is a middle aged man, tall with long hair stuck to his head and face in wet strips. Heâs wearing an orange prison jumpsuit, which is soaking wet.
Thatâs all I can take in before my fight or flight response kicks in. I choose flight over fight. I jump off the toilet seat and pull up my pants in one movement. Rock misses when he lunges for me, but he catches up to me at the bathroom door, slapping his hands over mine, as I try to turn the doorknob, preventing me from opening the door.
âWait, lady. Wait,â he says.
âAre you kidding? Iâm not going to wait!â
âI wonât hurt you. I promise.â
I donât believe him. I donât see a chainsaw, but it canât be far away. I scream, again, and he slaps his hand over my mouth.
My fight or flight response doubles down, and I decide to fight. All of the boxing and self-defense lessons that my father and brother taught me flash through my mind in a nanosecond, but I toss those memories aside for the more valuable lesson my mother taught me about fighting.
With every ounce of strength I have, I pull back my bent leg and kick it forward, kneeing Rock the chainsaw killer in the balls. It works. âOomph!â he yells, letting go of the doorknob in order to clutch onto his privates. I open the door just as Stone has bounded up the stairs and is running right for me.
I wave my arms at him. âThe other way! The other way!â I shout, running toward him. âDown the stairs. Go! Hurry!â
âButâ¦â he starts.
âHurry! Down the stairs!â
I run past him, pushing him out of the way, and he follows me, taking two steps at a time down the staircase. Heading for the front door, he stops, grabs my arm, and pulls me toward him. âWait a second. Whatâs wrong? What happened?â
âThe chainsaw killer was in the bathtub.â
âThe bank robber.â
âThe bank robber was in the bathtub.â
Stone searches my face for something. âDid he hurt you? Are you okay?â
âIâm fine. I kneed him in his balls, but weâve got to get out of here.â
âYou stay here,â he says and turns back toward the stairs.
âDonât go!â
âIâm going to kick his ass into next Tuesday.â
I run after him. âNo, please donât.â
âDonât worry, Norma. He wonât get you. Iâm going to kill him.â
I believe him. He looks ferocious, like the Incredible Hulk but tanned and a perfect ten, despite his bald spot where I burned his hair off. âButâ¦â I start and burst into tears.
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